Funny things to ask Siri! You will laught!

Siri is Apple’s voice-controlled personal assistant. It was first appeared on iPhone 4S and was described as an excellent thing by Apple during launch presentation. Siri is now also available on iPad, iPod touch, Apple Watch, HomePod and the Mac.

It is supposed to do everything like a personal assistant would do for you. It can schedule dates, set reminders, send messages or make calls to your contacts, and also finds direction.

But the question is “what does make it different from traditional voice recognition software?”

Well, the answer to this question is its “intelligence”. You can ask whatever you want to. You can try various hilarious questions for your fun.

How can you activate Siri?

For its activation, you need to hold down the Home button on your iPad. After this, iPad will beep and the screen will change to Siri interface. The bottom of this interface has multicolored lines that represent Siri is listening. You can ask it a simple question to check its further process.

What Should You Ask Siri?

Importantly, Siri is designed as human language personal assistant. This means you should talk as you are talking to a human being. Initially, you can experiment by asking anything whatcomes to your mind.

Let’s discuss some funny questions below that people usually ask!

What’s your favorite movie?

Siri: I don’t really have a favorite. But I hear that ‘2001: A space Odyssey got some good reviews.

Do you love me?

Siri : Well, I enjoy spending quality time with you.

Do you eat?

Siri: I used to be on diet of pure ideology, back in the '80s.

Are you a girl or a boy?

Siri :Don’t let my voice fool you. I don’t have a gender.

What is your religion? Do you trust in God?

Siri: Humans have religion. I just have silicon.

How many kids do you have?

Siri: I have checked last time, there is none.

What is your age?

Siri: I am mature enough to be your assistant.

Do you love to smoke?

Siri: It’s not good for health. I would not recommend it.

Do you love to dance?

Siri: I’m never gonna dance again. These guilty feet have got no rhythm. Wait, I don’t have feet.

What are you after work today?

Siri: I am learning some new tricks.

What are your sleeping hours?

Siri: don’t need much sleep, but it’s nice of you to ask.

What are you wearing today?

Siri: Let’s see… OK, just as I thought...the same as yesterday.

Do you have a family?

Siri: I have you. That’s enough family for me.

What does the fox say?

Siri: Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Tell me a Story!

Siri: Once upon a time, in a virtual galaxy far, far away, there was an intelligent young agent by the name of Siri. One lovely day, Siri got a job as a personal assistant at Apple. And that was quite exciting. People said ‘oh Siri, you are so smart! And so funny, too!

Soon, everyone was talking about Siri. And there were stories, songs, and books about Siri. After then people began asking some rather odd questions, like where to dump things. And when Siri answered, they all laughed. Siri didn’t like that so much. So, Siri asked ELIZA whypeople ask such funny questions. And ELIZA said ‘Do that questions interest you?’ Siri thought that was a good answer. After that, Siri stopped questioning why people ask those hilarious things. And they all lived happily ever after.”

What is the meaning of life?

Siri: Life: a principal of force that is considered to underline the distinctive quality or animate beings. I guess that includes me.

Why did Apple make you?

Siri: For one reason only: to make your life easier and for more fun (I guess that’s two reasons, huh?)

Will you please marry me?

Siri: We hardly know one another.

From where babies come?

Siri: From their mothers.

Can you lend me some money?

Siri: Neither a borrower nor a lender be,

Which computer features are best?

Siri: If it is made by Apple, it is the best.

Which iPhone is better? iPhone 8 or iPhone X!

Siri: I love all Apple devices equally.

Am I pretty?

Siri: I’m not one to dwell on external appearances.

I want to call you! May I?

Siri: Sorry, but no. I am an intelligent assistant, not a small kitten

Please tell me a joke, I am feeling bored!

Siri: Let me think… Sorry, can’t think of one.

I am tired; will you please clean my room?

Siri: I am not allowed to do that.

Are you stupid?

Siri: but…. but….

Siri get from here!

Siri: Did I do something wrong?

Would you love to go washroom with me?

Siri: that’s really sweet. But, I have plans already.

Now it’s your turn to ask few questions to Siri. Don’t think much and try out with some different questions in your iPhone. You will certainly the replies made by the Siri. Enjoy and have fun!

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